UberHorny.com
There is normal horny and then there is its dark cousin Uberhorny. The latter sounds like it is for those that have their jizz fighting to escape their dick holes because they’ve been in a room where an orgy filled with the sexiest women on Earth is happening and they weren’t even able to even get a feel of their toenail’s, not to speak of their titties.
Uberhorny.com also sounds like an X-rated Uber ride specially designed for the horniest amongst us to go for a journey and Cum to their destination. Although, like the real Uber, you’ll probably have a truly shitty or excellent person giving your dick a ride till you burst that nut.
Whatever the case, I’ll be diving deep into the gaping ass of this site to see if you should join me here or fuck off completely.
搭乘 UberHorny！
With over a decade in the industry, Uberhorny proudly and loudly boasts of its age with a stamp on the homepage that says “15 years experience”. It must be annoying as shit having to change that every year that passes but that is just how devoted they are to letting you know that they’ve been assisting folks in fucking the shit out of each other for a while. I’ll be the judge of their work today so they better hold their breaths.
They claim to have a 24/7 award-winning fraud team that will protect you from catfishes, scammers, ghosts, ghouls, and whatever undesirables you’ll meet on sites like this. It’s news to me that they give awards to teams like that. I must’ve missed out on that while I was watching The Oscars and Grammys. Then just below that they have a spot for testimonials. Of course, no testimonial is bad and these people could be totally made up to attract other people.
Signing up is relatively easy, they’re gonna ask you for the regular information they need like your age, gender, and all that other shit. You can upload a profile picture immediately and write a little about who you are as a person so you can attract someone like-minded. You can also set your preference, so that’ll be great for skipping all those annoying personality trait questions that some sites have you filling out like it’s the DMV.
The site doesn’t only work in the US, users from different countries around the globe are allowed in. To find users, they have an advanced search that lets you search for people based on their body type, looks, and other criteria. Their site is looking decent but it’ll be wise to know that 20-30 year olds are the highest population here so if your dick set its heart on Milfs, you’re gonna have to search somewhere else.
窥探 UberHorny 的幕后！
At the time of writing this review, there is no Mobile App version of Uberhorny on any app store anywhere. That’s more than an inconvenience to me because I feel more comfortable chatting on an app than having to log in to a website like it’s the early 90s. Once they develop an App I will take them as seriously as a pretty woman in a suit with her huge titties popping out from them. You know, just the way I like them.
If you make the sad and disastrous mistake of going for their Free trial you’ll be in for a long day, week, and month because these guys are actually sneaky bastards who would start charging you after a few days even though you didn’t consent to that. That is beyond a red flag for me because this site isn’t worth a lick of spit and I sure as hell don’t want to be paying for their shit.
You have to be aware that Uberhorny could use your pictures to promote their site and for other marketing purposes. This is another red flag that I would not let slide because what if you’re a priest trying to get your rocks off and you’ll be shown to your congregation as some kind of sex criminal. Anyway, if you’re still interested in their subscription plans then you can step on a land mine and get the same experience. But I would let you know the pricing though.
试用两天的费用为 $1.14，很可能还会让你失去理智；试用七天的费用为 $11.94；试用一个月的费用为 $41.94；试用六个月的费用为每月 $13.98；试用 12 个月的费用为每月 $8.00。
Everyone who has been through this site keeps complaining about how out of a thousand women that you meet here, only 1 could be a real lady, and in most cases, she just ends up looking like the back of my knee. I’ve confirmed this to be true so you’re gonna want to be on guard if you’re rummaging through the thrash that this dating site has turned out to be.
色情男对 UberHorny 的看法
UberHorny needs you to be an UberDummy before enjoying your time here. It has been the same as using sandpaper to polish my balls. They mask their site and present it as the site to be on but in reality, they’re trying to run rings around your head. The fact that they start charging you after a few days when you originally subscribed for their free trial is enough to make me explode in a fit of rage. The amount of real women is very little so you’ll compete with thousands of men like it’s the Stone Age. I wouldn’t recommend this site under the threat of hellfire missiles.