Tubebdsm.com
I won’t exactly boast of being a BDSM advocate, but I’ve watched and fapped to so much of the genre that I can never look at nuns and teachers the same! Yeah, I have a recurring fantasy of a nun I just met on the street coyly batting her eyes at me and leading me to her place of abode, where she’s gonna tie me up, plus beat, scream and traumatize the holy cum out of my beloved artillery piece!
大家都懂的，BDSM 玩得花样多了去了，小白千万别瞎搞。第一次接触这类东西，最好旁边有人陪着——不然你可能真的会忍不住拨打 911 报警说有人在犯罪！
总之，玩BDSM的网站海了去了，而我正打算溜达到一家叫作 Tube BDSM 的地盘打探下虚实。这就是我对 TubeBDSM.com 的评测，希望你看完之后又猛又爽，彻底臣服于那种妙不可言的痛！
干净、牛逼且标准的起始页
我挺中意 Tube BDSM 的首页。它不整那些虚头巴脑的，绝对是由 Jesse 神圣射精骑士团的某位资深撸友设计的！背景是纯白色，各种类别的预览图占了首页将近一半的地盘，剩下的部分则是按字母排序的类别清单，外加一份当红成人影星名单，像什么 Abella Danger、Adriana Chechik、Tia Ling 还有 Tiffany Holliday 都在上面。
这儿的内容排布非常讲究逻辑，你压根不用动脑子就能知道东西在哪儿、怎么操作。能做到这一点可不容易。
行了，马屁就拍到这，但不得不提的是，这个主打 BDSM 的网站用户功能挺全的。就拿搜索栏来说吧，它就在首页右上角，里面还提示站内有超过 4800 万部视频。我看你得活个一百万年才能把这库存撸完一小部分！
Next to the search bar is a button that lets you switch between day and night mode, while the button next to it makes it possible to increase or decrease image thumbnail size. Underneath these are a trio of boxes that you can check to access straight, trans, or gay porn. Straight stuff is what’s displayed on the homepage by default, but if you want you can choose one or both other XXX options.
The top left of the homepage looks fetching with the site logo displayed. Shown is a dizzy blonde who’s topless and gleefully saluting all with her the fingers. She’s lucky her cunt is locked away on Tube BDSM or I would have shown her what consequences to expect for rudeness! The main tabs are under the site logo and consist of Categories, Pornstars, Popular Videos, New Videos, Top Rated Videos, and Our Network. The latter comes equipped right from the factory gate with a pull-down menu that lists all networks that Tube BDSM is attached to, like iXXX, FUQ, ForHerTube, and GayMaleTube.
希望我没漏掉什么。让我再说一遍，这网站首页简洁明了，确实带劲。用户功能列表也挺给力。
被小穴拴死
Ain’t gonna say what’s on my mind. And that has something to do with the fact that the pussy I am so much in love with at the moment sees nothing wrong with sitting on my face after Sunday mass and chewing on my cock at traffic lights, but draws the line when it comes to tying me up to a bedpost and punishing my disobedient ass. Oh well, you can’t have it all!
As I was saying, there’s a shit ton of pornstars and categories here. These can be explored by clicking the appropriate tabs, checking out the Most Popular image category thumbnails on the homepage, or eyeballing the more comprehensive list that comes after these image thumbnails.
Categories are so extensive I don’t know where to start from. You have extreme gangbang, 18-year-old, slave training, bondage, sissy, farm, orgasm, rubber, and even German BDSM. Perhaps they do their thing all special in Germany. Hentai and anime are available too, just in case you are the type who likes seeing cartoon characters being fed cocks that are like thrice their size and weight!
猜猜我先翻了哪个分类，猜对了送你一个比特币。行了，我第一个深挖的类别是 Ebony，里面竟然有快400万部视频。没错，400万，这体量简直屌炸天。
一进 Ebony 类别页面，我就能用自带的排序功能找片了。这些选项在页面左上方，每个类别页都有，能按日期、时长、评分和热度搜，还能选画质、来源和VR。比如我能搜过去24小时内更新的VR片，还得是从 4KPorn 或 Amateur8 搞到的。挺好使。
在 Ebony 分类撸完之后，我又溜达进了 Celebrity 分类。这里有20多万部视频，全是明星泄密和电影片段。你可以在这看《五十度灰》的所有激情戏，看麦莉·赛勒斯露点，还能盯着《大蛇》里的欧嘉·柯瑞兰寇脱个精光，想方设法让你下面充血喷涌！
我把大雷留到了最后。你看，TubeBDSM.com 虽说整得挺好，但它其实是个色情聚合网站。这意味着你没法直接在它家播，因为片子都在别的站存着。确实，Tube BDSM com 有它的用处，但这个“搬运工”身份确实让我有点扫兴。
我对 TubeBDSM 的看法
Tube BDSM is one of the cleanest looking and most equipped XXX sites out there, but it hosts none of the content it proudly displays. Going there is like hiring a big-titted escort, only to take her home and realize she’s wearing a push-up bra.
Still, the site is good for the purpose and lets you find lots of obscure stuff very quickly. It’s better than Google in that regard and very much worth bookmarking.